Quotations From Chairman Bush
A man lost in geography:
1."We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
George W. Bush
2. "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
George W. Bush
3. "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
George W. Bush
A man lost in his logic:
4." It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. "
George W. Bush
5. "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
George W. Bush
6. "These people are trying to shake the will of the Iraqi citizens, and they want us to leave...I think the world would be better off if we did leave..."
George W. Bush
7. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
George W. Bush
8. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
George W. Bush
9. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
George W. Bush
10. Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.
George W. Bush
A man lost in space:
11. "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
George W. Bush
A man with heaven on his side:
12. "I believe God wants me to be president."
George W. Bush
13. [I was] "chosen by the grace of God to lead at that moment."
George W. Bush
14. "God told me to strike at al-Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East."
George W. Bush
15. "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job."
George W. Bush
The man lost in his vocabulary:
16. "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
George W. Bush
17. "The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'."
George W. Bush

(Anonymous)
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